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Grows Before Hoes" Funny Vintage Gardening Badge & Vegetable Garden Shirt Tank Top

$22
  • Grows Before Hoes" Funny Vintage Gardening Badge & Vegetable Garden Shirt Tank Top by gazza_the_green_permaculture
  • Grows Before Hoes" Funny Vintage Gardening Badge & Vegetable Garden Shirt by gazza_the_green_permaculture
Grows Before Hoes" Funny Vintage Gardening Badge & Vegetable Garden Shirt Tank Top by gazza_the_green_permaculture Grows Before Hoes" Funny Vintage Gardening Badge & Vegetable Garden Shirt by gazza_the_green_permaculture

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Forget fickle humans and fleeting trends – plants are where true loyalty lies! This funny vintage-style gardening t-shirt design features the phrase “GROWS BEFORE HOES” in bold retro serif typography arranged in a circular badge layout, making it crystal clear: you prioritize that bumper harvest over… well, other priorities.

100% combed ringspun cotton. Unisex sizing and loose drape design for relaxed fit. Heather is a cotton/poly blend

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Profile image About Gazza the Green Permaculture
Welcome to the Shire of Subtropical Queensland! I’m Gazza, a permaculture designer transforming 5 acres into a Middle-earth inspired food forest. My designs celebrate the ethics of Earth Care, People Care, and Fair Share, blended with a touch of "clever laziness" and Hobbit-style simple living. Whether you're here for the Soil Food Web, regenerative gardening, or just a love of The Shire, these shirts are designed for those who know that planting a seed is an act of rebellion. Let's grow a revolution together!
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