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I Am No Runner: Fantasy Shieldmaiden Walker T-Shirt

$22
  • I Am No Runner: Fantasy Shieldmaiden Walker T-Shirt by gazza_the_green_permaculture
  • I Am No Runner: Fantasy Shieldmaiden Walker by gazza_the_green_permaculture
I Am No Runner: Fantasy Shieldmaiden Walker T-Shirt by gazza_the_green_permaculture I Am No Runner: Fantasy Shieldmaiden Walker by gazza_the_green_permaculture

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Walk the course with pride! Inspired by the fiercest shieldmaiden of fantasy, this "I am no runner" design is an epic tribute to everyone who proudly walks their Saturday 5K. Whether you're a dedicated parkwalker, a hiker, recovering from an injury, or simply taking the scenic route to the finish line, let them know you don't need to sprint to be a warrior.

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.

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Profile image About Gazza the Green Permaculture
Welcome to the Shire of Subtropical Queensland! I’m Gazza, a permaculture designer transforming 5 acres into a Middle-earth inspired food forest. My designs celebrate the ethics of Earth Care, People Care, and Fair Share, blended with a touch of "clever laziness" and Hobbit-style simple living. Whether you're here for the Soil Food Web, regenerative gardening, or just a love of The Shire, these shirts are designed for those who know that planting a seed is an act of rebellion. Let's grow a revolution together!
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