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I Am No Runner: Fantasy Shieldmaiden Walker Shorts

$30.08
  • I Am No Runner: Fantasy Shieldmaiden Walker by gazza_the_green_permaculture
  • I Am No Runner: Fantasy Shieldmaiden Walker by gazza_the_green_permaculture
  • I Am No Runner: Fantasy Shieldmaiden Walker by gazza_the_green_permaculture
I Am No Runner: Fantasy Shieldmaiden Walker by gazza_the_green_permaculture I Am No Runner: Fantasy Shieldmaiden Walker by gazza_the_green_permaculture I Am No Runner: Fantasy Shieldmaiden Walker by gazza_the_green_permaculture

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Walk the course with pride! Inspired by the fiercest shieldmaiden of fantasy, this "I am no runner" design is an epic tribute to everyone who proudly walks their Saturday 5K. Whether you're a dedicated parkwalker, a hiker, recovering from an injury, or simply taking the scenic route to the finish line, let them know you don't need to sprint to be a warrior.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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Profile image About Gazza the Green Permaculture
Welcome to the Shire of Subtropical Queensland! I’m Gazza, a permaculture designer transforming 5 acres into a Middle-earth inspired food forest. My designs celebrate the ethics of Earth Care, People Care, and Fair Share, blended with a touch of "clever laziness" and Hobbit-style simple living. Whether you're here for the Soil Food Web, regenerative gardening, or just a love of The Shire, these shirts are designed for those who know that planting a seed is an act of rebellion. Let's grow a revolution together!
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