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Even The Slowest Hobbit 5K Badge Shorts

$30.08
  • Even The Slowest Hobbit 5K Badge by gazza_the_green_permaculture
  • Even The Slowest Hobbit 5K Badge by gazza_the_green_permaculture
  • Even The Slowest Hobbit 5K Badge by gazza_the_green_permaculture
Even The Slowest Hobbit 5K Badge by gazza_the_green_permaculture Even The Slowest Hobbit 5K Badge by gazza_the_green_permaculture Even The Slowest Hobbit 5K Badge by gazza_the_green_permaculture

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Celebrate every pace with this cozy, encouraging 5K design that reminds us that whether you sprint or stroll, the distance is exactly the same! A perfect gift for walkers, slow runners, and fantasy fans who prefer to take the scenic route to the finish line.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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Profile image About Gazza the Green Permaculture
Welcome to the Shire of Subtropical Queensland! I’m Gazza, a permaculture designer transforming 5 acres into a Middle-earth inspired food forest. My designs celebrate the ethics of Earth Care, People Care, and Fair Share, blended with a touch of "clever laziness" and Hobbit-style simple living. Whether you're here for the Soil Food Web, regenerative gardening, or just a love of The Shire, these shirts are designed for those who know that planting a seed is an act of rebellion. Let's grow a revolution together!
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