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Gardening Counts As Cardio - Retro Athletic Club Parody Bag

$25.82
  • Gardening Counts As Cardio - Retro Athletic Club Parody by gazza_the_green_permaculture
  • Gardening Counts As Cardio - Retro Athletic Club Parody by gazza_the_green_permaculture
  • Gardening Counts As Cardio - Retro Athletic Club Parody by gazza_the_green_permaculture
  • Gardening Counts As Cardio - Retro Athletic Club Parody by gazza_the_green_permaculture
Gardening Counts As Cardio - Retro Athletic Club Parody by gazza_the_green_permaculture Gardening Counts As Cardio - Retro Athletic Club Parody by gazza_the_green_permaculture Gardening Counts As Cardio - Retro Athletic Club Parody by gazza_the_green_permaculture Gardening Counts As Cardio - Retro Athletic Club Parody by gazza_the_green_permaculture

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Who needs a gym membership when you have a backyard? We all know the truth: digging holes, pulling stubborn weeds, and hauling bags of mulch is a full-body workout! Show off your green thumb and your hard-earned gains with this funny "Gardening Counts As Cardio" vintage badge design.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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Profile image About Gazza the Green Permaculture
Welcome to the Shire of Subtropical Queensland! I’m Gazza, a permaculture designer transforming 5 acres into a Middle-earth inspired food forest. My designs celebrate the ethics of Earth Care, People Care, and Fair Share, blended with a touch of "clever laziness" and Hobbit-style simple living. Whether you're here for the Soil Food Web, regenerative gardening, or just a love of The Shire, these shirts are designed for those who know that planting a seed is an act of rebellion. Let's grow a revolution together!
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